antiECO

TwoHeadedMommy is a freelance designer.
In reality this means I fill landfills more efficiently. Basically, I create very colorful and fun packaging for completely meaningless products for faceless retailers. My wish is that a poor , financially desperate mom will purchase a blinking light for a party balloon. My hope is that my whimsicial packaging will engage her and snap up her money before her toddler whacks some sense into her head! I fancy myself the living AntiECO! With earnesty I try to make sure more people, buy more crap and that more gas gets used flying it from Hookchinkapooka to Noplaceville in hopes that I can then buy my kids more disposable diapers. I personally like to lie in bed at night and reflect on how my little tiny destructive self centered actions are a part of the great Cosmic demise of our planet.

Muse of the Two Headed Mommy

Five years in Mommyland has convinced TwoHeadedMommy of one ulimate truth...
She will never accomplish anything of any worldly/urbane value!
Of course, TwoHeadedMommy does take great pride in all the quiet, small and COMPLETELY DISORGANIZED moments in her life.

Fortunately, TwoHeadedMommy has fine tuned one true expertise...having great ideas that get absolutely no where. So with TwoHeadedMommy's energy (dwindling) she will do what she most excels at and make a total ass of herself...publically. Welcome to the blog!